You know a product is good when the model hired by the company looks downright terrified to be holding the thing. That certainly seems to be the case with Thanko's new 80 port USB hub. "Surely guaranteed to surprise everyone!" reads the first sentence, according to Google's translation.

According to the site, the device "when viewed from the side of the port in line, you feel powerful and somewhat like a soldier in the army." The port comes with an equally ginormous AC adapter/surge protector with adjustable voltage.

Exciting? Sure. Thanko puts it best, "why do not you call out excited just thinking about what else?"