Let's face it, stealing office supplies is really a gateway to more serious crimes. It starts with pens and staplers; the next thing you know, you and your spouse are being arrested for stealing $23 million from your corporate employer.

A North Carolinian couple have been arrested over a scheme that defrauded Cisco's SMARTnet to the tune of $23 million. According to the company, Mario and Jennifer Leigh Harmon Easevoli concocted a scheme to ship replacement parts to businesses in eight states.

Using fake names, the couple allegedly filed fake claims for the parts, later selling them to other businesses. Jennifer Leigh Harmon Easevoli then reportedly bragged about the claim via Classmates.com, writing:

For those of you who knew me and doubted me - I made it, and I made it big ... I am bigger and better than you thought I could be. I am more successful than I could have dreamed and I have had a great time all the while.

Maybe it's time to update that profile again.