Iceblox, Baby
(with apologies to Vanilla Ice)

All right, stop—mix a drink and listen
Iceblox is a brand new invention
Tetris-shaped ice cubes grab hold of me tightly
Ready in the freezer daily and nightly
To the extreme, they cool my drinks like a vandal
(Devise a Tetris drinking game for instant scandal)
Got a warm beverage? Iceblox will solve it
Geek out your drink while my DJ revolves it
Iceblox, baby

Ahem. Iceblox ice cube trays can also be used to mold chocolate and Jell-O. They come in two different colors and you can purchase them at Supermarket for $8.50 each. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.