Steven Smith, the Zune Tattoo Guy, has divorced his Microsoft Zune. iPhone Savior reports that he's got a new beau: the Apple iPod Touch.

"The thing that pisses me off is that Microsoft is not advancing the Zune software, it's obviously the bastard child in Microsoft's product line," said Smith. He loves the feel of his new 16GB iPod Touch.

Smith wasn't the casual Zune user you almost never see; he was an infamous Zune fanatic and a three-time-tattooed fanboy. Steve's farewell video is below--note the sadness in his voice.