My tape dispenser isn't really carrying its weight. I mean, how often do I really need to tape things together nowadays? Not often. If only someone could bring to market a dispenser with increased, non-taped-related functionality.

Thankfully, the fine people at Gadget4All have hear the nation's pleas, responding with the Tape Dispenser With USB 4-Port Hub. This little office supply marvel, as advertised, combines the tape-dispensing functionality of a tape dispenser with the USB-port-hubbing of a USB port hub.

The dispenser features one USB 2.0 port on its front and three on the rear, which can be rotated 90-degrees for maximum dongle real estate.

The Tape dispenser With USB 4-Port Hub runs $23 and is compatible with Windows 98/2000/ME/XP.