If Dr. Evil had a couple hundred of these Portable Laser Pointers, maybe he wouldn't have been so evil. Why? Because it has a special attachment that splits the beam into a disco pattern; He'd be too busy partying!

However, the laser isn't all about fun. It can also be used for practical applications the same way other laser pointers are used. That means you can go from pointing to things during an executive meeting to specifying on a map exactly where Alexander the Great defeated the Persians.

Its max output is less than 30 mW, which means that it's totally safe for home and office use. Additionally, it uses two AAA batteries—so there will be no more hunting for bunches of expensive watch batteries.

The laser and attachment sell for $51.