You see the gadget on the left? You're supposed to put that on your head and let those spindly legs/arms do the trick. The tips of those mechanical limbs are equipped with vibrators which, according to the product specs at least, could relieve stress, migraines, and headaches. You can even rearrange the legs so you could, er, massage other parts of your body.

The octopus-inspired massager could be connected via USB, just in case you're in need of some head massaging while in front of your computer. But--because no party is ever complete without one of Doc Ock's minions around--the manufacturer is touting the device as a party trick; you just need to pop in two AA batteries and you're good to go. Frankly though, I'd rather wear this Robocop-ish head spa massager on my head--but then again, that's just me.