Unfortunately the gadget fairy has whacked this "Hybrid Dual Portable Computer" with more than its fair share of the ugly stick. And you can forget about poketability, unless you're rocking MC Hammer pants. Still, if you don't mind your phone looking like some sort of industrial field device, this might be worth an import. After all, you'd be hard-pressed to find more functionality in one device for five Benjamins.

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