Looking for one more way to say to the world, "I'm a super-rich guy with a lot of money on my hands!"? Ex-Apple guru Steve Wozniak has your money bags covered. The Woz has created videos imparting his Jedi-like knowledge of the world of Segway polo.

In the series of videos posted on Neulio, the Woz gives the 411 to his "young friend, Conner," covering Segway safety, the rules of the game, and the equipment involved. Best of all, there's a quiz at the end.

It's a crash course, so make sure you wear a helmet.