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Thursday February 28, 2008
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 Boobs. Gawked at by every boy and man. Treasured by every girl and woman. Massaged by every Chinese robot. Say what?!?!
A team of engineers from Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies Co. is planning to bring its Breast Massage Robot (BMR) to market. Led by Wang Wei, it's equipped with an intelligent control system that's meant to simulate hand movements to give the perfect massage to—you guessed it—your breasts. After each use, it's also designed to: -
improve the growth and "prettiness" of the breast
- destroy cancer cells
- speed up the recovery process during breast surgery
- release the swelling pain when a woman is on her period
- lower the incidence of mastopathies
- improve a female's sex life
- relieve stress
The team estimates that it will sell 360,000 sets in China in its first year, followed by 180,000 in Southeast Asia, and 360,000 in Europe and America. Patents have already been filed.
I don't know about you, but no robot is getting to second base with me! But if you don't mind getting up to bat, check out the video of this breast-lovin' robot in action! Thanks to Gearlog reader Derek for the tip!
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February 28, 2008 3:34 PM
I dared to click, and I can report back that the video is indeed work safe. Whew! ;)
Also, I apparently need to investigate a career in robotics...it seems MUCH more interesting than what I'm doing now!