Jen "The Weird Hunter" DeLeo is out of the office today, so I figured I'd fill in on the geek-gear front.

First , just in time for the dorkiest Valentine's Day of your adult life, ThinkGeek is offering the 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt. Available for $29.99, the shirt features a Legend of Zelda-esque heart meter that lights up on a scale of 1 to 3 hearts depending on how close you get to someone with the same aggressively nerdy fashion sense. These things don't just run on love, however--you've got to buy a transmitter back as well, which will be in stock on the site later today.

Once you've got that lady or gentleman in your geeky clutches, take them back to your place for a stroll on the Powerpad, underneath the warming glow Remake's Pac-man modular lighting system.

If they're still talking to you the next morning, it must be true love.