Wow. After six movies, countless VHS and DVD collections, games and other merchandise, Star Wars has reached its peak. That's right, you can now get your favorite Star Wars characters as. . .ducks! And these guys are like ducks to water--literally--when you set them in the water they glow all different colors. The batteries inside only last 45 hours, so the ducks quiet down when you take them out of the water. You get a choice of Luke Pondwalker, Princess Layer, or a Pondtrooper. I wish there were more! Where are the wookies? In any case this is the best thing to happen to duck tech since the duck that sucks. Why is Gizmodo so grumpy about it?

Unfortunately, I can't find any shopping info online. Gizmodo had linked to Red5, but the ducks are no longer listed there. Check back for updates!