One Zune tattoo? Chalk it up to overzealous fanboyism. Two Zune tattoos? Well, that's just ridiculous. By the third tattoo, even the Internet community, eager to embrace human absurdity in all its splendor, begins to get a bit bored.

So, where do you go from there? How about having your name legally changed, as an homage to your favorite little pocket squirting device. Engadget has a brief rundown on the legal ramifications of such a decision. Where, we wonder, are the laws that are in place to protect citizens from their own stupidity?

Still, it should be pointed out that the name on the guy's birth certificate was Rio Carbon, so perhaps this change is for the better.