Did you hear that this week was The Discovery Channel's SHARK WEEK? Did you know that every week can be shark week? That's why we've scoured the web ocean for sharktastic gadgets guaranteed to EAT YOUR FACE!

First up is a benign-sounding creature, the Bright Buddies Shark (pictured at left). It's not just a shark, but also a flashlight! Perfect for scaring your friends in the dark! Dangle him from your keys and shine his red LED at trespassers. SHAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

We also found not one, but two high end remote-controlled sharks that you can take right into the pool with you. The first is the Swimways R/C Cyborg Shark, a creature that can swim and dive just like a real shark. He does not bite though, or even open his mouth, which is disappointing. My favorite shark has always been the hammerhead, because he has a head shaped like a hammer. I was delighted to find the Robotic Hammerhead Shark, which somes in orange or green, and comes with a submersible remote. So you can swim with the sharks! (Swimming with the dolphins is for wimps.) His eyes light up too. These sharks sell for $79.95 and $99.95 respectively

For shark lovers with blood not so rich, the Radio Control Shark Pool Toy (right) is only $24.99, but he comes with a remote and can swim forward, left and right. He's got a nice set of teeth too. MORE SHARKS AND IMAGES AFTER THE JUMP.

Don't like sharks? Then you need the Shark Shield, a device that mounts on your surf board and sends out electric signals that supposedly keep the sharks away. Who would want to do that?

Finally, for the nosy spies out there, we have the Key Shark. Not a conventional shark, this doohickie plugs into a computer and logs all the keystrokes. Evil! Sharks are anything but sneaky. They're just like us, except they want to EAT YOUR FACE!