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Friday August 10, 2007
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 What I'm about to tell you may shock you, but I swear I didn't find this product on my own. (Thanks to an anonymous Gearlog reader!) Dubbed The Toy, it's described as a high-tech vibrating device that when connected to a Bluetooth-enabled phone, sends the caller pleasurable vibrations with an unlimited range of motions, speeds and times.
Here's how it works: Ladies, get your lover to send you a text message. Sync your Bluetooth-enabled phone with The Toy, then insert The Toy (not your phone, that could be a serious hospital bill) into your you-know-what. Grab your cell phone, and read the text message your lover sent you. The message is then transported automatically to The Toy, which turns those SMS messages into vibrations. Best of all, each letter of the alphabet has a different effect on your body. More specifically, there are 45 possible vibrating effects from any one letter, plus 7,200 variations from a single text message. So depending on the length of the message, you could feel some serious vibration.
It took two years to develop this kind of technology, and it's compatible with many phone models including Nokia, Motorola, Panasonic, and Sony Ericsson. On a single charge, it works up to four hours. Put it in VMax mode, and use The Toy manually for up to five hours. Worried that you'll be sitting in class or on the train and you'll suddenly be pleasured? The Toy only reacts when you pick up your phone and read the message. For $256.37, you get The Toy, a protective case, wall charger, lube sachet, cleaning cloth, spare O ring seal, a quick start card (for anxious consumers), and a CD manual. Choose from black, silver, blue, purple, or orange.
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August 10, 2007 12:46 PM
All hail the emergence of teledildonics
Keeping lovers loving through gadgetry since... I don't even know when
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics
August 11, 2007 12:35 PM
I have been developing a quite similar idea for several years. I am ready to license it to your corporation for a suitable licence fee, and a Non Disclosure Agreement.
I can be contacted at the above e-mail address.
Best Wishes,
John Frank.
August 12, 2007 12:28 AM
You'd be calling yourself all day long :)
August 14, 2007 11:26 PM
Dear John,
You're too late coming to the party.
August 15, 2007 1:24 AM
teledildonics.
i just love the way that rolls off the tongue.
do you have an affiliate program?
if so, please contact me.
thanks
August 18, 2007 3:54 AM
Umm. Is it just me, or does that look like the robot from "The Black Hole"...
August 20, 2007 12:51 AM
"Worried that you'll be sitting in class or on the train and you'll suddenly be pleasured? The Toy only reacts when you pick up your phone and read the message."
Wait a sec... are you telling me I'm NOT suppose to take it out after I have some fun from last night? ;)
September 13, 2007 4:32 PM
Geez some of the girls I know have 2 or 3 fones on the go at once. If they had this they would die of pure pleasure!!!!
November 20, 2007 2:00 PM
This is intelligence
November 22, 2007 1:47 PM
I actually held this toy in my hands. It has a lengthy wire popping out of its bottom. They don't advertise it but the wire is essential for connection with the phone. I think the wire might totally ruin the day. Go with BodiTalk Escort instead.
October 7, 2008 3:15 PM
There are so many adult toys that pretend to be a high-tech thing, such as LELO, etc. But do we really need a high-tech approach in that kind of products?
November 22, 2008 7:31 AM
Wonderful, pussy cancer's comin. 7 Volts RF is a dangerous thing :(
November 26, 2008 3:45 AM
I agree most people are so happy to use all of these new RF products and have no clue about the side effects Adult Toys
could have in the long run. 10 Years from now do you really want to say i should have not use that toy for so long.
January 31, 2009 5:16 PM
Well I like the idea and sent this comment with info of product to all my friends:
Here it is...technology....how wonderful....this is a guarantee to always be in your gals pants...talk about reach out and touch someone....if you do not have a wife, lover, girlfriend....remember there is always those gal friends out there that could use a gift for Valentines...uuttthummm ME!!