Unless you've been living on another planet for the last month or two, you know Paris Hilton recently got sent to the slammer for 45 days for violating her probation. But I bet you don't know who her cellmate is. . . In a brave show of support, Nabaztag, the adorable Wi-Fi rabbit of many tricks, has decided to join Paris as her cellmate, despite committing no crime--well, besides being criminally cute.

At a press conference early this morning, Nabaztag expressed hope that Paris could be reformed: "She has so much more work to do. The Simple Life story is not yet over." He even has his prison gang name all picked out: "As N-Tag, I will protect her from becoming someone's b#$%."