Too drunk to get the bottle opener from your keychain? Not drunk enough to attempt to open the damn thing with your teeth? Crack a Cap has the perfect solution for the alcoholic on the go: a baseball cap with a bottle opener built into the bill. The cap is available mainly as a promotional item, for companies whose brand exists comfortable at the intersection of heavy drinking and wearing baseball caps. Senor Frog's, anyone?

The cap is the perfect fashion statement for drunkenly impressing even drunker ladies, and drunkenly hiding the fact that you didn't get a chance to brush your hair after spending the night sleeping beneath an overpass.

Crack a Cap is also available as a trucker hat or visor, for the alcoholic hipster and tennis player, respectively.