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Wednesday May 23, 2007
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Festivities are already underway at the Star Wars Celebration IV in Los Angeles. So while thousands of Star Wars fans converge on the Los Angeles Convention Center from Wednesday through Monday to celebrate 30 years and six films, I wanted to contribute in my own special way. Namely, with a list of Star Wars toys that never quite made it.
Mcmorran.org is running an unfortunately fake list of merch that ranges from a dead Ewok (a pile of fur in a box) to the smoldering bones of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen. Why Kenner passed on these, I have no idea.
More pictures after the jump...



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May 24, 2007 9:36 AM
Classic! If Kenner ever did make those, they would sell like hotcakes.
Other ideas:
Luke's Severed Hand
Dead, Choked Jaba
Angry Bar Alien Severed Arm
May 24, 2007 9:05 PM
Like so many science-fiction movies, there should of been an alternate universe reality in which each of the six movies of Star Wars had a different outcome. Then there would be hundreds of characters or vehicles of different types for sale. Now that would be a collectors basket of heaven.
May 25, 2007 8:02 PM
That's so awesome.
June 28, 2007 1:55 AM
I'll take two Dead Ewoks please.