Sure it's one of those inventions that seems to fall squarely within the confines between limited and no appeal, but come on now, we all know a few smokers so incensed with large-scale anti-smoking movements, that they'd gladly wear advertisements of their degrading lungs, for all the world to see.

Granted, they might likely balk at the cost of such a jacket, should it ever actually appear on the shelves of your local fashionista boutique. They've got a habit to feed, after all.

Fiona Carswell's Smoking Jacket works thusly: take a drag on your favorite cancer stick, blow into the fashionably flipped-up color, and amaze passersby, as the jacket's exterior lungs slowly darken over time, like blacking tissue inside your chest. Should the jacket prove a success, look for fast food heart turtle neck to roll out, next fall.