Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you

These hip "reservoir ducks" will glow in all different colors when you put them in the bathtub. I just hope they don't all shoot each other when they're done.

Get 'em for about 26 bucks on totallyfunky.

Unfortunately these ducks will not last forever. Their irreplaceable batteries last only 45 hours, which, according to the vendor is the equivalent of 180, fifteen minute baths.