I'll admit that I'm a bit torn with regards to Swiss clothing manufacturer, Isabodywear's new junk-protecting briefs. My first instinct is to write this one off as borderline paranoid delusion, threads for the folks standing on street corners, waving illegible diatribes scrawled on the back of cardboard boxes--well, for those who also happen to a little extra cash to burn, after their years spent as overworked stockbrokers.

Instinct number two, suggests, simply that a little extra paranoia (and $20-odd dollars) is a small price to pay from the prospect of keeping my nether regions intact.

I've settled on a third, arguably most rational argument: if I wasn't meant to procreate, I wasn't meant to procreate. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a whole lot of calls to return.

[Via Engadget]