Standing on a scale is a harrowing experience for most people. Anxiety builds as the numbers wiz by, adding up to a weight you knew you didn't have a week ago. However, what if your preference for either the gym or cupcakes is expressed via a celebrity instead of pounds? The Celebrity Weighing Scales circumvents the need to convert embarrassing pounds into an equivalent celebrity by replacing the numbers with various names in show business.

If you've been staying away from soda and fast food, you may end up with Gizmo or the Karate Kid but even results such as "half of John Candy" and Ron Jeremy don't sound too bad. Then again, seeing Mr. Ed - the talking horse - on the scale isn't reason to rejoice but at least you have something to brag to your friends about. The scale itself has a non-slip rubber surface and comes in either white or blue. I may never achieve Donald Trump's Combover weight, but I'll settle for Gary Cole.