The 14-ton black monolith from "Inscrutable Corp. has finally arrived in various locations (and time frames) throughout the world. We managed to get some face time with the shiny black, er, thing, and all we can say is, wow. One Gearlogger actually took an old chicken bone and threw it up in the air--he was that excited. Inscrutable says the monolith has no particular purpose, but will easily last two or three millennia.

Pricing for the heavy rock, which measures an astounding 14 by 6 by 2 feet (HWD), has not been set. Also, delivery options are described as such in the product literature: "Wherever we want to put it, whenever we want to deliver it." I asked Inscrutable CEO HAL what one might do with one of these monoliths. His answer, delivered it a haunting monotone, was, "Mares eat oats and does eat oats..."

Creepy, but I think I want one.

Post by Lance "Neanderthal" Ulanoff