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Sunday April 1, 2007
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Not to be outdone by her brother's giant robot machinations, Janet Jackson has partnered with Donald Trump to unveil designs for a giant Janet Jackson robot in Atlantic City. Situated on the waterfront, MechaJanet would bring a certain level of class and mechanoid flair to the Jersey Shore.
Donald has been quoted as saying, "It would be my pleasure to welcome the next step of giant robot entertainment to Atlantic City. Janet and I both feel that having MechaJanet at Trump Plaza would be both a great attraction in this historic city, as well as a deterrent to any possible attacks from MechaJacko."
This second generation Jackson-fighting-machine includes the standard laser beams from series one, but also includes additions such as a hidden weapon known as the Super-secret wardrobe malfunction attack. If attacked by the Jackobot, MechaJanet can initiate the wardrobe malfunction attack and blind its circuits momentarily with hyper-FCC rage. Janet Jackson adds, "Las Vegas may soon have the king of pop robot, but Atlantic City will soon showcase the sexiest giant mechanical creation on the east coast."
No word yet on whether Donald Trump has plans to utilize this new fighting machine to attack his friends on The View, but rumor has it that he's already putting his hair on the line again based on the outcome of an inevitable JackoBot vs. MechaJanet battle.
Post by Andre Bermudez
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April 1, 2007 3:37 PM
Give it a rest! It was over 2 years ago. You people must have very empty lives to still be going on about this.
April 1, 2007 7:15 PM
Ah, but then popular culture is always on hand to supply us with excuses to recycle material like this. And anyway, it's a giant robot with lasers!
Our lives may be empty...but just think of the joy laser beams bring us!
April 2, 2007 7:43 AM
Christian man i agree with you let it go...It was actually 3 years ago 2004...Well where is Justin? I dont here his name brought up to often..I mean she was not on stage by herself...I'm sure there are other topics that can be discussed.......Have a great day!!!
April 2, 2007 12:03 PM
Awe man this is great for Janet she is the only one known for the breast being exposed-not Justin.
MechaJanet bring it on. It will make a major statement to the FCC and others. Sooooo cool.
April 2, 2007 7:04 PM
This article is super lame, only reason this page gets a hit is Janet Jackson.
April 2, 2007 9:03 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong Andre, but you all seemed to miss the point of that post. A few pages prior is a story about Michael Jackson, check it out. This post wasn't about what happened that fateful Super Bowl Sunday with Janet's breast, It was an April fools 'fake' story, making fun of what her brother is actually doing in Las Vegas. The fact that he is actually erecting a 50 foot robot of himself merits the sentiment "what's next, a giant Janet-bot...?"
And by the way, those who lead empty lives are those who waste time criticizing things instead of creating things.
April 3, 2007 12:47 PM
Good job Ahmed! ;) I think you might be one of the few whose sarcasm detector wasn't broken! Or whose calendar wasn't broken too....