In a recent issue of EW (Entertainment Weekly), columnist Dalton Ross confesses to his sci-fi geekiness, and challenges readers to embrace their own inner geek. So, we in turn ask that you take EW's Sci-Fi Geek test and share your results with us! Also feel free to pick apart the questions as well, after all that's what geeks do, right?

I failed miserably mostly due to the hating Star Trek, and not having seen Lord of the Rings or the Matrix or any of that nonsense. I did see the three original Star Wars, though, so I know all about the droids, but nothing about the Sith or the Clones or the Menace. Sample questions below to get you started, click over the EW for the rest. . .

-- You're undoubtedly a Dorkus Maximus if you have ever substituted terms like ''frak'' (Battlestar Galactica) and ''frell'' (Farscape) for actual down-to-earth curse words. Your intergalactic potty mouth should be immediately rinsed out with soap, or at the very least rinsed out with something manly like...I don't know. What do manly people drink, Jack Daniel's?

-- While we're discussing beverages, if you have ever put food coloring into your drinks to make them look like the funky space cocktails served at Quark's bar, then you are most definitely drunk on dorkiness. Actually, come to think of it, if you even know what the hell Quark's bar is, you qualify.

-- If you have ever at any point in your life donned Spock ears, proceed immediately to the end of this column. No further testing is required.

Complete the Geek Test.