Just when you thought Steve Jobs could launch no more, he launches again: a new product that unveils new products. Apple's iLaunch, as reported thoroughly by the Onion, can "garner the same amount of press attention as a major scientific discovery, high court ruling, celebrity meltdown, or natural disaster at 200 times the speed of a traditional media-fostered launch."

This is all satire, of course--we don't want to start any new Apple rumors here. But the scary part is that this doesn't seem all that far-fetched a thing for them to do...

Post by Anton Galang