I'll warn you all now that not every lady thinks that underwear is an acceptable Valentine's Day gift. However, if your sweetie proudly proclaims her geekiness in public and in private, the HTTPanties might be the gift for her this Valentine's Day. Alternatively, ladies who prefer a web 2.0 romance and are looking for a clever way to light their geek's fire on February 14th might consider these for themselves. Available in pink, red, white, and black, each pair of HTTPanties carries a statement on the front, from the hilarious "403 Forbidden" to the racy "200 OK" and the flattering "413 Requested Entity Too Large." These HTTPanties are in stock and shipping from ThinkGeek in time for the holiday for $7.99.

If you're feeling a bit risqué and want something a little more scandalous, you might consider the HTTP Thongs from getDigital; all black and guaranteed not to show panty-lines, they come in a few more sizes than the HTTPanties and sport some of the slogans the HTTPanties do, but even racier messages, like "402 Payment Required," and the dreaded "411 Length Required." They're available for 13,90 Û. (approximately $18 USD)