Looking for a safe and fun way to wipe away the dust and fingerprints from your computer screen? The Softbelly's, a collection of creatures--including ducks!--sporting "optical grade chamois" bellies, could be your solution. (Image of the duck after the jump.) You can even have your corporate logo laser etched on their bellies. Besides ducks, you have a choice of a gorilla with wide eyes, two kinds of cats, a camel, and many many more. (24 in all) The catch? For customized Softbelly's you gotta order at least 2500. Egads. There's also no phone number or other contact information for ordering--and if you click on the 2005 catalog link, it changes to 2003 right in front of your eyes. 'Tis a mystery.