Now that the holiday craziness has settled down, you've probably had some time to work on your Wii skills. We at Gearlog absolutely love Wii Sports, and Tennis is one of our favorites. But not everyone is blessed with Wii-athletic skills, and you really need a strategy in order to humiliate your opponent.

Luckily, there's always a Web site to turn to. In this case, 5rupees.com offers several techniques--you've got to see the images--outlined below:

Ultra Backhand Spin-Smash: This in a nutshell requires that you "smash the Wiimote into your opponent's face. Try to aim for vital spots, such as the eye sockets, teeth, or the bridge of the nose."

Special Power Serve: In this move, you strike from the back. "Holding the Wiimote with your palm over the buttons, extend your arm fully and smash down forcefully onto your opponent."

Catapult Controller: (pictured): This devious move requires forethought--you must sever the Wii wristband first, then act surprised when it flies out of your hand and hits your opponent. (Be sure to blame it on poor craftmanship.)

Telesmash: This final technique is a last resort--all it is, is simply throwing the Wiimote at the TV--but only when you're at someone else's house of course; bonus points if it's an expensive plasma, or LCD. To lighten the mood, the site recommends saying "Well, looks like Wii can't play anymore." Aaah, puns.

Thanks to Associate Art Director, Aaron Able for the tip!