Egads, what is the world coming too? This bizarre product promises to save you in babysitter costs by essentially torturing your baby. According to Techiediva "You can strap on a contraption, attach some electrodes to junior's bottom (yes!) and his nipples (YES!), and you will be automatically altered when he poos, or gets cold." This totally beats the Baby Keeper, shocking as that is. (So to speak.)

Of course, there are more conventional ways to monitor your baby, such as the Sounds 'n Lights Monitor (with dual receivers) and the Color-View Video Monitor, both of which enable you to see and hear baby when you're in different rooms. The Color-View model has a 400-foot range and the receiver hooks right up to the crib, while the Sound 'n Lights model has a 450-foot range and uses light to indicate your baby's sounds. Both models can run on AC Power or batteries for better flexibility. Get the Sound 'n Lights Monitor for $30 from Fisher Price and the Color-View Video Monitor from Amazon for $99.99.