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Monday November 6, 2006
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Sometimes, I'm a bit wary when it comes to gadgets that are targeted toward fitness and health. Why? Because they're not always the kinds of products that will help you!!
Over at PCMag.com, I wrote a roundup of the Ten Strangest Health Gadgets around. What kinds of items can you expect to see? Take this 2-in-1 Breast Enhancer and Massager, for example. Scary-looking, isn't it? I'm not sure what kind of information it's supposed to display, but you can massage (and enhance) your breasts with it. Doesn't look too comfortable to me! And how would you even wear that thing? Lying down?
Think that's weird? Check out the rest of the horrible health gadgets I found. You won't be disappointed, but you may be damaged for life!
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November 6, 2006 3:23 PM
Okay. First of all, that thing in the photo looks downright FRIGHTENING. I mean really really scary. And what are the buttons for?! "Enhance?" "Massage?" Then what are the other two? I shudder to think, and I don't even have breasts to massage or enhance! ...Okay, looking at the picture, I see "off," "on," "mode," and "sp." I really hope that doesn't mean "speed." I...I got nothin else on that.
Among the other gadgets, the MindSpa Personal Development System looks like a $249 pair of sunglasses with lights around them that's equally scary, and the The Absorbent Fart Cushion is just kinda icky.
On the other hand, the SnoreStopper looks like it'd be useful, if the "electronic acupuncture massage pulse" doesn't sound disturbingly like "electric shocks" to me.
So scary. I'll stick to jumping jacks, thanks!