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Wednesday November 8, 2006
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Happy holidays to all carbon-based life forms. [[Scanning]] I am Snowbot and I am a USB powered robot created by Think Geek to spread holiday cheer. [[Cute application running]] Created in the image of a snowman to [[infiltrate]] incite happiness and glee, I come equipped with a scanning LED Robotic Eye with a knob that controls the rate of sweeping. My LED light colors can also be changed between red and blue. Naughty and nice observation equipment is non-applicable.
My rotating and articulated arms are perfect for lifting heavy paper clips, and festive poses [[World domination]]. The coiled USB cable that powers my circuits can also extend to 30 inches so I can be a better robotic snowman wherever my holiday services are needed.
This Snowbot robot is available for activation for only $14.99 and together we can bring holiday and robotic joy to any household. [[Resistance is unlikely]]
Post by Andre Bermudez
Posted By:
Gearlog
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November 8, 2006 11:50 AM
You know, it probably wasn't a good idea to check this guy out right after watching Battlestar Galactica. :(