"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tries anything, I'd be like, "Hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" So says Cartman, of South Park fame, who can best be described as "spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, insensitive, manipulative, greedy and much, much more." So this makes him the perfect holiday gift for the one you love. The South Park CARTMAN Deluxe Talking Action Figure spouts these and other ugly phrases, and includes articulating eyebrows and interchangeable arms. Only $19.99! Limited supplies!

Not so into Cartman? How about Mr. Hankey? We all know he's fulla #$%^, (he is the Christmas Poo after all), but how can you resist his "Hiowdy-ho!"

I know I couldn't resist these South Park ornaments (image after the jump), which are unfortunately not electronic, but they are ever so delightful.