Go Pirates! Arrr, the c-dub is on Mespace Gar. (The C-Dub is on MySpace). Wait a sec, CW is composed of WB and CBS (which owned UPN) and Rupert M's gots the goods on MySpace. Arrr, but somehow these networks put their fight t' brin' back Thursday eve (NBC? hello, hello?) on hold t' enable Cw t' become the first network t' use the ultimate marketin' tool t' earn tons o' fake friends, and hopefully some decent ratin's. A pence for an old man o'de sea?

Well, it sounds like a better plan than vapid nighttime soaps!

Arrr, my co-workers tend t' think o' me as a WB show expert, and Me get a lot o' good natured ribbin' for it. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty! But hey, I was able to identify the theme song to Smallville during a trivia challenge, and I don't even watch that show! (Take that Whitney!) Ahoy, and Me am excited about the Cw lineup. Gar.  I've been a fan of Veronica Mars from the start, and not just because she uses Bluetooth, smartphones, and her hacking expert/friend Mac to solve cases.

Arrr, the CW officially launches on September 20 (Happy Birthday Michelle!) and the network will actually hijack the Mespace homepage for the day. Wacky, gar! The first program t' be aired on the new network?  Ahoy, america's Next Top Model. Aaaaaargh. America's Next Top Model! I can't wait to never see the winner ever again!