Ahoy, tired o' scuttlin' t' the door only t' find it's a salesman out t' get ye gold? Introducin' ROCO, the spyin' intercom, gar! It has a color display so's you can see who's at the door without openin' it, espe-cially con'enient in an apartment-style ship. You can also take pictures o' the lad or lass at the door. Still too much work for you? It comes with recorded messages, so you don't e'en have t' deign t' speak with barnacled covered strangers and catch the scurvy.

Found this on one o' PCMag's undisco'ard sites, akihabaranews.com. (Looks like only Japanese pirates will get the goods though.)

Don' like thee pirate, eh? Tis a fine way t'be speakin', and if ye' disagree I may make ye' walk the ol' plank and send ye' ta' ol' Davy Jones' Locker!