Ahoy, ha'in' trouble talkin' like a pirate today? Thanks t' Talklikeapirateday.com, they have made it easier t' get those pirate phrases down pat. Aye. Here's an excerpt from their list of "Top 29 Things To Say At The Office During Pirate Day."

21: "I'll be keelhaulin' the next one of ye what leaves ye filthy Tupperware in the break room sink!"

17: "Me cell phone fell deep into Davy Jones' locker Nobody flush... I'll go get me hook."

15: "Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes upon me?"

12: "No increase in me pay? Arrr, boss, let me tell ye where ye can store that hook!"

5: "Boss, I'll be borrowin' a coupla doubloons from petty cash fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum."

2: "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!"