Arrr, fredflare.com is one o' Laarni Ragaza's (Senior Editor, Hardware) fa'orite online stores. The company sells both tech and non-tech items, such as banana purses, USB recordable turntables, skull heart earrin's, Cell Phone Recei'er, and a blog log. Aye, me parrot concurs.

The USB Recordable Turntable ($149) lets you con'ert any 'inyl record, cassette tape, or 8-track t' a CD or MP3 file with the included software. Tis' both Mac and PC compatible and also features a line output t' hook up your staro. Aye.

Arrr, afraid that you'll lose your online fa'orite bookmarks if your computer crashes? Write down the blogs you love (such as Gearlog, we hope!) with the Blog Log ($6). Features 12 lined pages for blog names and URLs. Gar.

Aye, the Fred Cell Phone Recei'er ($20) is a retro red or pink recei'er that connects t' your cell phone, lettin' you chat with a regular handset. Phone cord is about 19-inches long. Aye, me parrot concurs.