At Gearlog, we don't always like to bring you the coolest gadgets. It's just as fun to bring you the corniest ones, too! And since this is Fourth of July weekend, I couldn't help myself. Some of these gadgets you've already seen on Gearlog; others are totally new, just for you!
 
So Rad Fourth of July Gadgets...

Cal Flame Smart Grill (CalSpas, $2,999)
One thing you'll catch most people doing this weekend is grilling up a storm. The Cal Flame Smart Grill is controlled by using a touch interface made up of digital controls that automate the grilling process. It will be available in the Fall.

AlcoHAWK ABI (Target, $99)
We all know that during long holiday weekends there will be plenty of boozing going on. So make sure you're safe to drive (or walk in a straight line) with a digital breathalyzer. The ABI is one of the best digital breathalyzers that we at Gearlog tested. It can detect BAC levels up to .4 and comes with five mouthpiece covers, a hard shell carrying case, soft zipper cover with wrist strap, and a 12 volt AC adapter for charging in the car.

Porta-Blend Portable Blender (Vector Store, $24.99)
While you're getting ready to watch the fireworks, why not sip a margarita or smoothie in the meantime? The Porta-Blend Portable Blender plugs right into your vehicle's cigarette lighter. It can crush ice, chop nuts, mix frozen drinks and more.

Wireless BBQ Thermometer (Amazon $24)
I can be a bit impatient when it comes to waiting for my food to be done. The Wireless BBQ Thermometer made by Oregon Scientific lets you know when your food is ready to eat from up to 100 feet away with the remote wireless transmitter. It alerts you when your food is: Almost ready, Ready, Overcooked, or Out-of-Range.

AquaPub (Price varies)
Why have your dinner on the ground when you can eat on a table in the pool? The AquaPub is a floating table for six with seats attached by a black leg. It's made of wood and plastic and weighs 90 pounds. It features six glass holders and two removable containers on the top of the table to keep your food and drinks fresh. You can also attach an umbrella to shade yourself from the sun.

Ball Park Hot Dog Grill (Walgreens, $50)
This is for those who don't have a grill at home. Made by Home Pride, the Ball Park Hot Dog Grill is made of stainless steel and not only grills your hot dogs to perfection, but also keeps buns warm. And I love me some nice, warm buns! Powered by an AC adapter. Just wait 8 to 10 minutes for the grill to heat and you're ready to prepare your Fourth of July barbecue!

And so bad...

LED Grill Light (Sharper Image, $49.95)
A portable, clamp-on, 4-LED Grill Light for nighttime grilling! What's the matter, does the porch light hurt your eyes?

The Wave (Toys R Us, $29.99)
Wouldn't you be cool if you showed up at your town's Fourth of July parade with the first windless, self-waving flag? Just press the button on the flagpole's base and the flag will start waving on its own. Not to mention, it also plays three patriotic songs: The Star Spangled Banner, My Country 'Tis of Thee and Stars and Stripes Forever.

Aquasonic Underwater Speakers (INYO Pools, $595)
Unless you're a synchronized swimmer or David Blaine, why would you need the Aquasonic Underwater Speakers? I guess we're that bored underwater, eh?

Flashlight Grill Tong (Red Envelope, $50)
I think you'd be attracting a lot of mosqitoes with these Flashlight Grill Tongs. They're made of stainless steel with a built-in LED flashlight.

Super Soaker Oozinator (Hasbro, $24.99)
The Super Soaker Oozinator is supposed to be for kids, but why would Hasbro market a product with white ooze coming out of it? That's just nasty!! It lets you blast your opponents from 35 feet away with a 27-ounce water-supply capacity or up to 20 feet away with a 10-ounce bio-ooze capacity. Comes with 10-ounce cartridge of bio-ooze.

USA Fourth Of July Flappy Cap (FourEyesJokeShop, $19.95)
Show your patriotism with the USA Flappy Cap, a cap with hands and American flags. Be prepared to also scare away your friends and family, because I doubt they'd want to be seen with you wearing this! To operate the flappy hat, pull the string.

Electric Fly Swatter (Shop.com, $9.95)
What's wrong with a standard fly swatter? The Electric Fly Swatt