With CES, the auto show in Detroit, MacWorld, all recently happened or still happening, can you believe I'm writing about a mousepad? I'm a sucker for spiritual materialism, I guess. And I'm intrigued by the notion of improving my health, prosperity, and love life just by rubbing this happy little guy's belly -- with my mouse of course. Does it count that I'd be mousing all over some surface or another anyway? I'll keep you posted on any otherwise-unexplained increases in good stuff.

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