Anyone who reads Gearlog knows that I love to report on wacky stuff. Remember the Japanese Musical Toilet?

Well, there's a new butt squatter coming to a an expensive bathroom near you: the Swash. So what actually is it? Designed by Brondell, the swash is "a high-tech toilet seat that utilizes two retractable water wands to provide a fresh and hygienic cleansing of posterior and feminine areas."

There are two versions of the Swash: The Swash 400 ($469) and the Swash 600 ($599). Both feature a heated seat with adjustable temperature, pressure, and pulsation controls; a gentle-closing seat and lid; and a germ-resistant seat. But the 600 model features a warm air dryer with three levels.

Brondell's idea was to help eliminate the need for toilet paper. Well, if that's the case, then Charmin and Scott won't be too happy!

[Found via Yahoo! News]